Noir Sally the Shark Ring

Whenever I travel, I usually fall in love with something completely impractical and then manage to talk myself out of buying it. I then spend the next few months congratulating myself until one day, the item of my affection pops back into my mind and I become obsessed. Such is the case with this ridiculous and awesome Sally the Shark ring by Noir. I can tell that I'm really into an accessory when I've come up with a montage in my head--this one involves me striding into fancy boardroom, coiffed in a slim tailored black suit, a neat bun, and this ring before launching into the best presentation in the history of the world and becoming CEO of the company. Since the ring is sold out, that fantasy will have to stay as such, but out of sight, out of mind? Sure...